Miley Cyrus has deleted her Twitter page...at the behest of boyfriend Liam Hemsworth, who thinks tweeting is for fools.
"FYI Liam doesn't have a Twitter and he wants ME to delete mine with good reason," Miley reported in her farewell tweet.
Well, it's nice to see that some young American girls realize the man is the boss and should always be obeyed. That women's liberation shit has been tearing apart the social fabric for too long. Back to whalebone corsets and fainting sofas, I say.