FBI records have revealed that the bureau once suspected Anna Nicole Smith of being part of a plot to kill the son of her one-time husband J. Howard Marshall. An investigation was launched but quickly dropped due to lack of evidence.Anna Nicole supposedly wanted to kill Marshall's son Pierce because of a dispute over poor old J. Howard's fortune, which Anna believed should all be hers because she had to fuck the old wrinkled coot and no one else did.
Pierce ended up dying of an "infection" a year before Anna Nicole's own death at the hands of Howard K. Stern.
Crabbie has learned through his exclusive (totally not made up) FBI contacts that the plot involved Anna putting on a sexy Playboy bunny outfit and luring Pierce down a dark alley where he would then be beaten to death by Satan, Darth Vader and the evil brother of Santa Claus.
Unfortunately, Satan, Darth and evil brother of Santa never showed, despite Anna telling them in her dream that she would give them each eleventy-thousand dollars in fairyland coins plus enough titty-fucks to make their penises explode.
