Sweat-swappin' sweethearts Katy Perry and Russell Brand took a trip to the famed Pere Lachaise cemetery to pay their respects to Jim Morrison. This is exactly what every phony idiot twat in the world does when they go to Paris. Don't these asshats know that Oscar Wilde is buried there too? And Rossini and Chopin and Proust? Yeah, you're right - they never heard of any of those people. And anyway it's appropriate that they should only be interested in seeing Morrison's grave. Katy and Russell are, like Morrison, overrated no-talent hacks.
And at least one of them will end up weighing about 300 pounds, and will die of a heart attack in a bathtub.
