Sunday, October 25, 2009

It's Okay, Angie Would've Healed Him

Brad Pitt was involved in a minor motorcycle accident on Saturday in L.A. Initial reports were that Brad was hit from behind by a pap, but we've since learned that Brad actually caused the accident himself when he hit a parked car while attempting to weave through traffic.

In other words, dumb-ass was asking for it.

Witnesses say Brad acted like a bit of a weenie at the scene. Instead of picking up his bike and riding on, the candy-ass ran into a building and called someone to come get him. A crew eventually showed up to haul the discarded bike away.

Looks like someone's not as much of a leathery bad-ass as he wants us to believe.