Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Someone Else Interviewed Michael Lohan

People keep interviewing Michael Lohan. This time it was Radar, and the subject of his daughter Lindsay's drug habit came up.

Wait a second. Lindsay has a drug habit? I thought she kicked that at the same time she got over pussy.

Not so, apparently. Not according to Michael who claims to have detailed knowledge of Lindsay's exact drug-related activities, right down to the identity of her drug dealer, whom Michael describes this way:

This guy follows Lindsay all over the place. All over. Lindsay pays for him to go everywhere. He has no job. No job. He does nothing. All he does is supply everyone in LA.

Sounds to me like he does have a job: drug dealer. Which is, frankly, more of a job than you have Michael. It's certainly a more honorable occupation than leech/fake preacher.

I suggest people stop asking Michael to speak. And if he demands to speak, they ignore him.