Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Winning The Bullshit War

Katie Holmes kicked and fought and screamed and finally got Tom to give in...on letting Suri go to Catholic pre-school.

"[Katie] is not convinced by Scientology and has told Tom that she wants Suri to be educated as a Catholic," says a source.

Katie was apparently encouraged in her rebellion by her Catholic parents, who think Tom Cruise is an idiot for believing in a crazy space God. They want to ensure that their granddaughter is only indoctrinated into sane stuff like ritually eating a wafer that represents a dead carpenter's flesh.

Good for Katie anyway. It's about time someone stood up to that sawed-off megalomaniac.