The agony never seems to end for John Travolta. Now the actor finds himself stuck in the Bahamas after a mistrial was declared in his extortion case.The judge declared the mistrial after finding out that a TV station had announced an acquittal for the sleazy defendants, one of them a former Bahamian Senator, while the jury was still deliberating. News of the fictitious acquittal reportedly passed from a juror to a Bahamian politician via cell phone.
Can you say "giant clusterfuck?"
If Travolta weren't such a revolting, clueless cultist, I would probably feel sorry for him. My God, imagine how fat he must be getting, having to deal with all this stress. He'll be Rosie O'Donnell-sized before it's over.
