Thursday, October 22, 2009

Did Mel Gibson Lose His Hand?

I went through several stages of disturbedness when I looked at this picture. First when I saw that it was Mel Gibson, then when I saw that Mel was holding a small child. Then I noticed that Mel's left hand appears to be made of rubber and had myself one of those what the fuck moments.

I admit that I don't follow this shit as closely as someone who blogs about it probably should, but I'm pretty sure I still would've noticed a story about Mel Gibson having his hand amputated.

I can only think of a few explanations for Mel's loss of hand. One, he found out he was part Jewish, and got rid of that part. Two, he finally owned up to his life of sin and submitted himself to a good old-fashioned biblical punishment. Three, he was digging too far up his ass and popped the fucker off.

The last one is pretty painful and nasty. I speak from experience.