Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Uh-Oh

Last week a woman sued Dr. Phil, claiming the TV shrink had, among other heinous things, brainwashed her and locked her in a room with a naked man (who was, thankfully, not Dr. Phil).

The world scoffed at the woman's accusations, believing her at best a fraud, at worst insane.

Until, that is, a second woman came out making the same exact accusation. Brainwashing. Locked room. Naked man. Genitalia.

Now, it seems, we are forced to face the unspeakable: Dr. Phil is a complete sex pervert.

Never saw that one coming.