The obit for Balloon Boy I was all ready to post when they found his little body:
Aviation enthusiast and child rapper Balloon Boy has gone to that great Chuck E. Cheeze's in the sky. His parents might want to start looking for legal representation.
We'll never forget you, Balloon Boy. And the horribly inappropriate comments we made about you all day on Twitter.
Turned out Balloon Boy wasn't dead - he was just hiding in the attic above the garage. Thank you mainstream media for once again demonstrating your inability to put facts before sensationalism.
