Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Leave It To Granny

Justin Timberlake's granny has cut through all the bullshit about him and Jessica Biel and told us what the truth is: That Justin just wants to fuck around, while Jessica is some kind of desperate clinging Aniston-like pathetic wretch who never got the message that Justin had no interest in marriage.

"Jessica was keen to marry, but Justin isn't ready," granny Sadie Bomar revealed. "As far as we're concerned, he's always been single.

"The girlfriends come and go," granny added, "but we believe nothing has ever been serious."

Do you think Jessica has gotten the message now? No, probably not.