I have numerous questions for the people at Elle. #1: It's the Women in Hollywood issue, and Katie Holmes is on the cover? Cause she typifies today's Hollywood woman. Washed-up at 30 and married to a religious fanatic who won't let her leave the house until he personally looks over her outfit.
#2: Who do you think you are fooling with that picture? Katie Holmes didn't look like that even when she was young and people thought she was hot. Stop trying to turn Katie Holmes into the new Zooey Deschanel. It makes no freaking sense.
#3: How much of a pain was it doing that photoshoot with Tom hovering like a fretful parent?
#4: How do you manage to stay in business when no one buys your magazine?
