
That was when we discovered that Balloon Boy was not in the balloon.
Either Balloon Boy fell out at some point during the flight, or he was never in the balloon in the first place.
So, millions of people wasted a whole afternoon watching footage of an empty balloon flying over Colorado.
As of this writing, the Balloon Boy story remains unresolved. It's possible he did fly off in the balloon and fall out, in which case, he is dead. It's also possible the whole thing was a hoax cooked up by his publicity-hungry parents, who once appeared on the reality show Wife Swap.
In which case, we need to find those fuckers and burn them alive.
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