Dear God: I don't believe in you, but not believing in someone never stopped me from asking them for things before. So, I am asking you - no, begging you - to break up Katy Perry and Russell Brand. Your old nemesis Satan has brought these two together for the express purpose of DRIVING ME INSANE and IT IS TOTALLY WORKING and I NEED SOME DIVINE INTERVENTION NOW OR I AM GOING TO LOSE IT AND START SHOOTING UP CHURCHES. Yes, I am threatening you now God. If you don't break these two up, or kill them, or pack them off to some parallel dimension filled with lame, useless stars, I will begin wiping out your followers. I know I will eventually be shot down myself but I will make sure to take out a whole bunch before I go. And it WILL BE YOUR FAULT GOD YOU HEARTLESS SON OF A WHORE MOTHERFUCKING BASTARD COCKEATER!
Thursday, October 8, 2009
Pure Evil
Dear God: I don't believe in you, but not believing in someone never stopped me from asking them for things before. So, I am asking you - no, begging you - to break up Katy Perry and Russell Brand. Your old nemesis Satan has brought these two together for the express purpose of DRIVING ME INSANE and IT IS TOTALLY WORKING and I NEED SOME DIVINE INTERVENTION NOW OR I AM GOING TO LOSE IT AND START SHOOTING UP CHURCHES. Yes, I am threatening you now God. If you don't break these two up, or kill them, or pack them off to some parallel dimension filled with lame, useless stars, I will begin wiping out your followers. I know I will eventually be shot down myself but I will make sure to take out a whole bunch before I go. And it WILL BE YOUR FAULT GOD YOU HEARTLESS SON OF A WHORE MOTHERFUCKING BASTARD COCKEATER!
