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The Ewok behavior displayed on The Today Show this morning is being characterized as "drunken," but this is totally false. I happen to know for a fact that real drunken Ewok behavior is far, far worse.
Without getting into too many gross details...well, let's just say, you haven't lived until you've tried to wash shit out of Ewok fur.
