Monday, October 12, 2009

Just What He Needs, More Blows To The Head

Jon Gosselin may be coming to a boxing ring near you. Unless you live in a place that is too classy to host celebrity boxing matches.

Hmm, yes, Jon Gosselin fighting other D-listers with his fists. And what mastermind could be behind such a brilliant scheme? Michael Lohan, of course.

"I am in the Celebrity Boxing Federation, so I had to go out to Philadelphia to meet with the chairman of the organization," Lohan explained. "They asked me if Jon would fight, so I went up to Pennsylvania to visit Jon."

And apparently Jon did not laugh in Michael's face and tell him to go fuck up his daughter's life some more.

We laugh now, but eventually, Jon will have to resort to stuff like this if he wants to go on living his present lifestyle. He no longer has Kate as a meal-ticket. And what else is he going to do? Kill Spencer Pratt and take over being Heidi Montag's public fuck-buddy?