The tit-for-tat continues between Carrie Prejean and the production company responsible for putting on the Miss California USA pageant.See what I did there with the "tit-for-tat?" Cause Carrie got boobs on the pageant's dime then went and got fired and now the pageant people are suing her cause they want their money back.
Carrie's lawyers have shot back with their standard statement: The pageant people don't like Carrie and are trying to smear her. So that means she didn't take the 5,000 bucks and spend it on tits? What did she spend it on then? I know it wasn't public speaking lessons.
All this controversy has taught me one thing: Beauty pageants should be banned by law. All they do is spawn insufferable twats like Carrie Prejean and Sarah Palin. It's not like men need the stimulation now anyway. Sure, back in the '50s it was a big deal to see a chick in a hot one-piece, but there's this little thing called the internet these days.
How titillating are Carrie Prejean and her fake boobs to a generation raised on on-demand cumshots and midget orgies? Not very.
