Friday, October 23, 2009

Pay Up, Slacker

Kate Gosselin's lawyer claims Jon still has not made good on his court-ordered promise to pay back the $180,000 he took from their joint account. So far, Jon has coughed up $28,500, which, by my math, means he has a whole shitload left to go.

Jon's lawyer disputes Kate's lawyer's claim, saying, "Jon has completely complied with all of the directives of the court. He complied. He met all the mandates."

Kate's lawyer says the only proof they have of Jon's compliance is the bank balance. Well, fuck, don't these people realize that sometimes it takes a couple of days for a deposit to show up? Don't they have dealings with banks?

What the hell is the rush anyway? Is Kate going to run out of hair products and stretch mark cream in the meantime? I think not.