Tuesday, October 6, 2009

Von Fucked Up

Lars von Trier's Antichrist has been making critics gag, and Friday night at Lincoln Center, it made some poor dope have a seizure.

The man's episode reportedly happened during a scene where Charlotte Gainsbourg begins doing bad things to Willem Dafoe's junk. Oh, all the times I've wanted to ball-torture Willem Dafoe. You don't even know.

"People started screaming, 'Call an ambulance!' 'Call 911,'" witnesses told Page 6. Cops assisted the man who turned out to be fine.

Willem Dafoe's balls are also fine. Sadly, movies are only pretend.