Angelina Jolie says her most recent adopted son, Pax Thien Jolie-Pitt, is a loud-mouth:
Pax is a great kid. When we first met him we thought he was really shy but after two days at home we discovered he is the loudest member of the family. ... We don’t know if it’s because he has freedom he’s never had before, but he’s doing great.
Yes, it's because of his freedom. No - it's not because he has serious psychological issues related to his being snatched from his home by a crazy tattooed woman and her closeted homosexual partner. It has nothing whatsoever to do with the fact that Maddox sneaks up on him in the middle of the night and puts spiders on his face. Kid's cracking up Angelina - better take him in for repairs.
Angelina continues:
I’m really proud of Pax. It’s obvious he is used to stronger discipline, so it’s hard to change, but we are learning and he’s doing very well. ... He is learning English and already speaks a little bit and the funniest thing was on my birthday on Monday to hear him saying "Happy Birthday, Mommy" in the loudest, greatest, clearest voice. The kids were all screaming and singing. It was so much fun.
I'm sure it is a lot of fun, Angie, watching your color-coordinated brood run around screaming "Happy birthday, mommy!" That's what you adopted them for, isn't it - so you'd have people around you who love you unconditionally, filling that black void in your soul. Most people in that situation just get a dog, but why settle for a pooch when you can have a bunch of kids? Hmm - I wonder what happens when they get a little older and start trying to assert their independence. For instance, what if you find out that Zahara enjoys playing with knives? Or that Shiloh, when she turns twelve, has discovered the joys of oral sex? Oh wait - that won't bother you because it's Shiloh. You'll probably throw her out of the house when she's twelve - but only after buying her a nice pair of hooker-boots. You know, cause she'll need them for her new profession.
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