This is Britney Spears arriving back in the States after her trip to Mexico. All right - Lohan's in rehab, Paris is in jail, and now Britney - the only one we have left - decides to start dressing sensibly? Are there rains of toads coming down yet, cause it feels like the Apocalypse.
Britney - do something crazy. Please? We need you right now. I'm not saying you have to shave your head again and start banging on photographers with an umbrella - but, do you think you could have at least a little meltdown? Make a drunken scene at a club - just a small one. You don't have to physically assault anybody. You could just break some glasses or perhaps scream at the top of your lungs that you're Jesus. Just tide us over until Lohan and Paris are back. Help us Obi-Wan Britney - you're our only hope!
