Angelina Jolie may have found another kid she likes - and this one might not even be black or Asian.
According to the Sun, Angelina has fallen for a little tyke she discovered while visiting an orphanage in Prague, Czech Republic, where she's been filming a movie and freaking out pedestrians for the last few weeks. Said a source:
Angelina celebrated her 32nd birthday yesterday and had told Brad she felt it was time to extend the family again. Her maternal instincts are in overdrive and she felt a bond with the kid straight away. She called Brad and said she had found a child who would fit in perfectly with the other kids.
Angelina's maternal instincts have long-since shifted from overdrive to warp-drive. Also, I think it's amusing how she "told Brad she felt it was time to extend the family again." And what did Brad say I wonder? "Yes Angelina, whatever you desire my pet." Poor Brad - I bet he grinds his teeth at night.
And then there's that last line - "She called Brad and said she had found a child who would fit in perfectly with the other kids." What does that mean exactly? The kid is striped? It's a Neapolitan orphan? How can a kid go perfectly with one white kid, one black and two Asians? I don't think that color exists. Also, did Angie talk with Maddox and Pax before making this choice? Because, you know, she doesn't make baby decisions until she's run it by them. They're her color consultants.
I was just thinking something by the way - what happens if the lighting in the orphanage isn't very good? Angie thinks she's getting a russet baby, but she gets it home and it's more of a raw umber - what then?
Oh, but this baby is in an orphanage in Prague - so it could be anything. Hell, it could even be white - but it's unlikely. I mean, Angie can't adopt a white baby - at least not until she's found another black baby for Zahara. Then maybe she can adopt a white one - but wouldn't she have to adopt two? I know, Shiloh - but she doesn't count, right? It's got to be two of each color of adopted baby. And no little pal for Shiloh because Angie has had her womb welded shut.
Dear Lord, this chick is a goldmine. Please, whatever you do God, don't let Angie stop adopting babies. And please don't let her get rid of that Vlad the Impaler looking freak James Haven - he's almost as hilarious as she is.
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