Crabbie has to confess to negligence - I haven't been keeping up with the trials and tribulations of former reality stars Travis Barker and Shanna Moakler. The last thing I remember reading about either of these two was that Shanna had socked Paris Hilton in the face. Now I find out that, since then, they've broken up, gotten back together, broken up and now gotten back together again. So they're sort of like Pete Doherty and Kate Moss only nowhere near as entertaining. One day, someone will have to explain to the Crabster the appeal of people like Doherty and Barker. I guess with Doherty there's a certain pathos - he's such a lost-soul that a woman like Moss can amuse herself with fantasies of being his savior. But what about Barker? He's not lost, just clueless. Is that Marilyn Monroe tattooed on the front of his neck? I bet he has Jayne Mansfield etched into his ballsack. Or Mamie Van Doren on one ass-cheek. He looks like a retarded kid who got ahold of some magic markers. And Shanna is just a silly slag. She's so clearly jealous of Paris and Lindsay, and every other skank who's more famous than she is. Honestly, why have I just spent so much time even writing about these two? I could've been scouring the Net for more fun pics of Courtney Love looking like she just got back from the mortician.
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