Rihanna limps around Beverly Hills on a pair of crutches. Oh please - you are so not even hurt, Rihanna. You're like one of those chicks back in school who would stub a toe and spend the next week hobbling around on some old crutches they found in a closet because they liked the attention. Some hot boy would come and carry their books for them and they'd be all like "tee-hee" and it just made me want to puke. Fucking bitches with their fake stubbed toes and their crutches and their lip gloss and their god damn vaginas...
