Cousin Alli was supposed to be the stable one in Britney's life - but after her interview with People magazine, we can now safely state that Alli is just as crazy and out of touch with reality as ever Britney herself was. Here's what Alli, budding pop-star and alleged snitch, said about Britney's parenting skills:
She's a wonderful mom and she is so hands-on. ... Britney loves those babies to death. And they adore her.
The key words there being "to death."
All right, so Alli's trying to get her music career off the ground, and Britney still has a lot of contacts so it behooves her to stay on Britney's good side. Keep on kissing Brit's ass, Alli:
I love her, she's beautiful inside and out. We're still great friends.
Actually, Britney is a mess on the outside and an even greater mess on the inside. Seriously - Alli can't believe her own bullshit here, can she? I mean, it's one thing to suck up to someone who can help your career, but quite another to just be ridiculous.
Alli, it appears, is quite simply nuts like Britney. She's put up a website to promote her singing, and placed on it a cover of the song "On My Own" from Les Miserables. Suffice it to say, her singing sucks. She would probably have trouble getting out of the audition phase on American Idol with her schmaltzy, high school talent show delivery and thin voice. But of course Alli, being related to Britney, is totally unrealistic about her abilities. Here's what she said about her plans for her sound:
I don't dance, I'm not pop. I have a more bluesy voice, more Norah Jones-ish. I don't want to appeal to just my age group and younger.
Yes Alli - you're Norah Jones. Obviously. Shit, why not just compare yourself to Billie Holiday while you're at it or Etta James or Sarah Vaughan? And by the way, whoever did the photoshopping of the pictures on your website? I hope you didn't pay them much. I could do better than that, and I have no artistic ability whatsoever.
On the bright side, at least this bitch won't be around long.
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