Porn-star Jenna Jameson grosses people out at an unidentified club in New York. Jenna claimed recently that Scarlett Johansson was going to be playing her in a film about her life, but Scarlett's people quickly shot that rumor down. At best, Jenna's story might make for a two-parter on the USA Network - and Scarlett Johansson is not signing on for any cable movies at this point in her career. It was also alleged that Jessica Simpson was offered the role and Papa Joe turned it down on her behalf. Jessica might be lucky to get a cable project at this point, but she's too wholesome (snicker) to be playing porn actresses. If I were Jenna I'd aim my sights at someone more realistic - like Courtney Love. She's already got the ghoulishly altered features and freakishly emaciated body, so you wouldn't even need make-up or CGI. Actually, those two could trade off playing each other. You could make it some kind of weird double-feature - Jenna as Courtney and Courtney as Jenna. Or maybe Tara Reid as both. Or perhaps Megan Fox after everyone realizes she's just a crater-faced no-talent cooze.
