Thursday, August 16, 2007

Mayer Now Hitting Diaz


John Mayer is a fast worker. Just yesterday we reported that he had been seen having lunch in SoHo with chubby starlet Mandy Moore. Now comes word that, the very same evening, Mayer took out a completely different famous skank - zit-faced pothead Cameron Diaz. Said a source:

Cameron and John were strolling along the street hand-in-hand. They were nuzzling each other and looked besotted.

Sorry but, ew. The thought of Cameron Diaz nuzzling anyone makes me ill. Not that Mandy Moore is such a great catch herself, but damn - I think John went with the wrong broad this time. Diaz has been around more times than the drum in a drier. At least Mandy is relatively fresh. Ah - but that's probably the trouble. John just got through with one naive youngish girlfriend in Jessica Simpson, and didn't really feel like moving right on to another. So he went with experience. A lot of experience. Plus, Cameron probably scores a lot of great shit. Not that John doesn't too, but you know, you can never have enough.

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