We're happy to report that
Amy Winehouse has finally gotten the help she so desperately needed. No, she has not stopped doing drugs and drinking - this is Amy Winehouse we're talking about. By "help" we mean "assistance of the fashion variety." Yes, Amy at last decided to start listening to someone besides herself, and ditched her demin hotpants and ballet slippers. She almost looks presentable now - like the kind of girl you'd bring home to mama if mama was also a blood-vomiting crackho.