Madonna has decided to declare herself "an ambassador for Judaism." This might not have been quite so embarrassing had Madonna not made the statement while in Israel, in the presence of president and actual Jew Shimon Peres. Apparently, Mr. Peres does not mind Madonna going around pretending to be Jewish - he actually invited the dumb cow to his official residence and exchanged gifts with her. I understand why people like Madonna want to be seen with people like Peres - it gives them the illusion of credibility - but what the hell does Peres get out of it? A blow-job?
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