Tom Cruise and his crazy Scientology minions all think that galactic super-baddie Xenu is going to come to earth soon and vaporize us or perhaps eat us like in that one Twilight Zone where they thought the book they were translating was an alien guide to helping humanity but it turned out to be a cookbook. So, to prepare for this day, Tom is building himself a 10 million dollar bunker up in the middle of Colorado, and stocking it with everything a Scientologist and his kidnapped family, and possibly Will Smith and Jada Pinkett and maybe David Beckham, will need to survive until Xenu gets tired of his reign of terror and goes back to whatever evil galaxy spawned his cranky ass. And if it turns out that the Xenu stuff is really just a bunch of nonsense dreamed up by a second-rate science-fiction writer who may or may not have been under the influence of funny-gas? Well, then Tom will have a 10 million dollar concrete bunker full of boxes of powdered milk and cans of Spam that he can use as a vacation house. That's what they call a win/win.
I just hope no one tells Janet Reno where that place is, otherwise there could be a whole bunch of crispy lunatics to clean up.
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