Lindsay Lohan is not being sprung from rehab this weekend as previously reported by the sites Crabster rips his news off from. Said Lindsay's evil mom Dina in an email to Access Hollywood:
Not true. Staying in Utah.
This is gigantic news. Really. Dina Lohan is using Access Hollywood as her official publicity arm instead of Entertainment Tonight? What the hell happened?
But back to Lindsay. A source said the following to People:
Lindsay is not leaving Cirque Lodge in Utah any time soon. She has a few more weeks to grow and develop, and she is doing great.
Umm...wasn't Lindsay's growth and development the reason she got into so much trouble in the first place? If she were some scrawny, mousy little chick with no self-confidence, she'd have nothing to worry about - or at least, if she did, no one would give a shit.
Oh, they mean emotional and spiritual growth and development. So that's what she's been doing up there at Cirque Lodge. Glad they cleared that up - cause all along I thought she was just sneaking drugs and fucking guys in bathrooms. Thanks, source who spoke to People magazine.
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