O.J. Simpson has been arrested in Vegas. He's expected to be charged with three counts - conspiracy to commit armed robbery, armed robbery and armed robbery with a deadly weapon. Basically, armed robbery. Robbing someone while armed. With a weapon. A deadly one. That could've killed somebody. If it were possible to charge someone with being a complete idiot, O.J. would probably get that one too. Actually, let me just charge him with that now. And let me also charge him with being a psychotic murdering lunatic. Wow, this is fun. It's like I'm my own police.
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