Natalie Portman takes time out from her busy schedule to shepherd a mentally disabled young man about town. That Natalie - she's a sweetheart I tell you.
"Look at the lady in the window! She never blinks Natalie!"
"Shh, that's a mannequin sweetie."
"I like the lady who never blinks! One time I went in the store and tried to marry her but they made me go away! They told me my penis was inappropriate!"
(Pssst...it's her boyfriend Nathan Bogle.)
