"These young whippersnappers today with their trousers sagging to their kneecaps and their underwear showing - they just don't appreciate the advantages of cinching your pants way up high. Just look at mine. See how pulling them up emphasizes the package? Of course you have to have a nice belt and some Mr. Rogers sneakers to complete the ensemble. And a shirt Eddie Vedder used to use for wiping up his floor after he and the band had drunk a few too many cocktails and fucked a few too many fifteen-year-old girls. Damn, I am hot."
George Clooney on the set of his new movie Burn After Reading (which should be called Burn After Wearing).
