Relax Hannah Montana fans - despite what you may have heard, your favorite little budding starlet Miley Cyrus is not knocked up. Apparently, some fiendish, evil sort of person decided it would be humorous to spread a rumor that Miley, who's only 14, had gotten herself pregnant - but of course our precious little Miley, daughter of music legend Billy Ray Cyrus, would never do anything so foolish and irresponsible as have sex with a boy and get sperminated. She's a member of the Cyrus family, not the Spears or Lohan family. The Cyruses have class, not to mention talent - and most importantly, they have fantastic hair.
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