Friday, September 14, 2007

Courtney Love's Face Is Rotting


Which new FOX reality show will Courtney Love be featured on: Plastic Surgery Gone Really, Really Bad or When Animals Attack The Lips of Former Rock Stars?

Oh Courtney - your nose and chin are still pretty crooked. Better take yourself back in.

"Sorry Courtney, but there's only one option at this point - sanding your face completely off and drawing a new one on with a magic marker. At least then you won't scare children...quite as much."