More details of what went on around Britney's horrific VMA appearance are coming out. Item number 1, via US Weekly, is that Britney cried out, "‘Oh, my God, I looked like a fat pig! I looked like a fat pig!" as she exited the stage. Apparently Brit saw herself on one of the big screens set up around the auditorium. And that was a really big screen too - gigantic. And still only half of Britney would fit on it.
That was awful. I sort of apologize.
Britney VMA meltdown item number 2 is even juicier. According to former publicist Jonathan Jaxson (who, like Crabbie, is too cheap and/or lazy to procure a non-blogspot domain), Britney was seen snorting blow just moments before going on. It's been pointed out by some people that, had Britney really been doing blow, she probably wouldn't have looked so sleepy and out-of-it when she came on-stage. That sort of depends on how much blow she did though. And whether it was actually blow or just some anthrax someone had lying around that Britney only thought was blow.
"I feel funny y'all. Like I got a cow disease."
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