Terrence Howard is getting busy with Kim Kardashian and her giant fake ass. Says Page 6:
A spy spotted the star of the new E! reality show, "Keeping Up With the Kardashians," arriving and "making out" with Howard at Tenjune and then Butter last week. "They were all over each other," snitched the onlooker. "She was sitting on his lap and he was rubbing her butt."
Terrence Howard must have an enormous lap. And enormous hands shaped like canoe-paddles. I also like the name of Kim's show, Keeping Up With the Kardashians. The problem with that is, when you finally catch up with Kim, you immediately bounce backward about ninety feet and have to pick yourself up and run after her again. Seriously - Kim Kardashian has a reality show? I thought after Brooke Hogan, Tori Spelling and Britney Gastineau they'd run out of useless skanks to build shows around - but I guess I was wrong.
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