You kinda had a feeling saucy Vanessa Hudgens would be into something a little more developed than prissy Zac Efron with his perpetual hat-head and wannabe David Cassidy thing. And indeed it's true - Vanessa, it's been revealed, has the hots for the considerably more-mature Matt Damon. The oft-naked High School Musical star and newly-minted internet sensation told Tyra Banks she's been carrying a torch for Damon since junior-high:
I was 14 years old and I met him. I completely freaked out. Like, I did to him what my fans do to me. I was like, "Ohmigosh, I love you so much, can I have your autograph?"
Aw, ain't that sweet? Vanessa had a little schoolgirl crush on Matt Damon. I bet she took a naked picture of herself and emailed it to him. The message probably said something like, "We're legal in Kentucky, you know." Wonder if Matt bit on that. Probably not if he had to go to Kentucky - I mean there's a limit to what a guy will do for pussy, even stuff that young and tight. Assuming Vanessa was still tight when she was fourteen. Shit, bitch had probably had her first vaginoplasty by then. Mark my words - when all the shit comes out about Hudgens, she's gonna make Angelina Jolie look like a prude. "Angelina was kissing boys at five? That ain't nothing. I gave my first blow-job to the doctor five minutes after I came out." Nasty little tart.
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