Rosie. This is your good friend The Donald. Ha ha. That was sarcasm Rosie. I am not your friend. I had to make sure you knew that was sarcasm because I know you're not very smart. You need a lot of things explained to you Rosie. And I'm going to explain some things to you right now. First of all, no one gives a rodent's backside that you used to smash your fingers with a New York Mets baseball bat that you got on bat day when you were a kid. That is the sort of thing that a crazy and very dumb person would do. Also, no one cares that your mommy died when you were 10 and left you feeling alone. Mothers die Rosie. Just like everyone else does. If we all went around smashing our fingers with New York Mets baseball bats that we got on bat day every time someone died we would all have very sore fingers all the time. And then who would do our typing and give us massages? There would be no one Rosie. Because everyone would have fat swollen fingers all the time. Which is what your fingers look like even when they're not broken. They look like little sausages. I'm surprised you can even work a zipper with those things. I've seen more supple digits on a gorilla Rosie. One of those ones that communicate with humans through sign-language. Those are truly miraculous creatures. You on the other hand are nothing but a revolting pile of dung. Nothing sickens me worse than people exploiting their childhood traumas for financial gain. Why don't you also tell us all about when the other kids called you a fat cow and made you sad? I need a good laugh today. You are truly a pathetic person Rosie. Everything you've ever tried to do has failed. But you just take your frustrations out on other people the way you used to take them out on your fingers. You took them out on Barbara Walters by saying she should retire in your new book Celebrity Detox. Barbara Walters did you a favor by letting you be on her show The View and now you rip her and call her old and washed-up. That is a very vindictive and mean thing to do Rosie. You should be ashamed of yourself. Why don't you do the world a favor and get on one of your sick diseased lesbian cruise ships and just sail off into the sunset? You and the rest of your maladjusted muff-diving friends. Lesbians make me sick Rosie - unless of course they are young and hot. Then I enjoy them very much. My dream is for my daughter Ivanka to have hot lesbian sex with my wife Melania. Then I would oil myself up and join in. I would invite you along too but it would only make me and Ivanka and Melania puke.
