"Hop on the Posh Express baby. We'll take you on a one-way-trip...to someplace frigid where the sex is half-hearted and the boobs make noises like a fat person sitting on a leather sofa. Don't forget to visit the lunch car, where the special is a single pretzel and an algae shake. And of course all the porters are hot hot hot. Choo-choo baby..."
Victoria Beckham does something somewhere.
