I know something about Joaquin Phoenix I didn't before - he passes out on his right side. At least someone was nice enough to pick the gravel from his cheek and stick him in a suit before sending him wherever the hell this picture was taken.
"Hello, I'm Joaquin Phoenix, the inventor of water, light and the magic toilet that transports you to the land of Honah Lee when you flush it. Would you like to smell my tie? I just puked on it a little, but it's okay because my puke is invisible ever since I was raped by that leprechaun."
