George Clooney was involved in a motorcycle crash this afternoon in New Jersey. Apparently George and his stripper girlfriend Sarah Larson were tooling around on a moped or some other manner of two-wheeled vehicle when they wiped it, suffering injuries that required attention at Palisades Medical Center. George was treated for a hairline fracture of a rib and road rash, while Larson was treated for a broken foot. Both were soon released. No word on whether either was wearing a helmet. George, however, was probably wearing a condom - he's so paranoid about impregnating anyone that he just wears one around all the time, to be on the safe side.
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