Thursday, September 20, 2007

Longoria Drinks Sewage


What's that icky green crap Eva Longoria drinks? And is that stuff in fact responsible for her oh-so-natural complexion?

And who is Tony Parker talking to on his phone back there?

"Yeah baby, I'll be right over, soon as I lose the bitch. Yeah, I'll remember to bring my plastic fist. Love you Hank."