Cisco Adler has added heiress Lydia Hearst to his ever-growing list of conquests. Old long-balls himself was seen kissing the great-granddaughter of loopy publishing mogul William Randolph Hearst in a private booth at New York's Box nightclub, then accompanied the model to a showing of the new Mark Wahlberg movie We Own the Night. Hearst's publicist insists that the two crazy kids are just fooling around, saying:
It's true that Cisco and Lydia have been seen together in public recently. But I don't think this is serious. It is a very new relationship.
Cisco Adler never has anything but new relationships. His relationships don't last long enough to become old relationships. And anyway, Lydia would have to be an idiot to become anything more than casually involved with a chimpanzee like Cisco, hypnotically long balls or no.
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