That Britney Spears, let me tell ya, she is totally off her rocker. The other day crazy bitch was driving down Mulholland Drive and she called up Kevin Federline and I don't know, I guess she was distraught or maybe just coming down off of something, cause she starts telling Federline she's gonna go driving right off a damn cliff into the ocean and kill her damn self. What the fuck is up with that? This girl's totally nuts you know what I mean? Like, I wouldn't fuck that thing with my brother-in-law's dick, you know what I mean?
(Sorry but I can't think of anything else to say about Britney. I'm forced to adopt obnoxious voices as a way of keeping myself from sticking my head in the oven.)
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