I would love to be able to utterly ignore Kim Kardashian, but every time I get to that point, bitch does something wacky and forces me to post about her. Most of the time the wackiness involves calling Haylie Duff a horse, but this time, it involves Kim's ass. I think the above picture makes it abundantly clear what I mean. Obviously, Kim was hearing all the talk about Jessica Biel's allegedly bodacious backside, and decided she would try to one-up it. So, she either got ass implants, or some manner of prosthetic. Either way, Kim is going around looking like the Hunchass of Notre Dame - and it's really sad and pathetic. Not just because it's such a transparently attention-getting move, but because, as with the fake-tit women, it so manifestly demonstrates a complete lack of taste. Kim Kardashian obviously has no idea what sexy is. So she approaches things the way all literal-minded meatheads do - she makes some simple correlation in her head between the size of certain body parts and the level of sex-appeal. This eliminates utterly the subtle nuances of true sensuality, boiling the whole proposition down to something that can be handled with plastic surgery and/or external add-ons. Sorry Kim, but your fake ass doesn't make you hot - it makes you a silly, low-rent freak.
