Paris Hilton is not being cut out of her grandfather's will for being a shameless, jail-bird skank after all.
Barron Hilton, patriarch of the classy Hilton clan, has shot down a report by family biographer Jerry Oppenheimer claiming he was so fed up with Paris's antics that he was thinking of ripping her $60 million inheritance (which other reports have claimed is really only $40 million or maybe even $20 million). In fact, not only is Barron not ashamed of Paris, he's actually pleased with the bitch. Said Barron to Page 6 through a rep:
I love her very much and am proud of what she's accomplished.
There are a couple possible explanations for Barron being so completely clueless. One, he's got Alzheimer's, in which case we should all feel sympathy for him. Two, his family has been lying to him all this time about Paris, telling him she went to Harvard and got a medical degree and is currently in Darfur helping save the lives of little babies. Three, he was referring to her prowess at oral sex, something he himself has first-hand knowledge of. Four, he's a Hilton.
One other Paris tid-bit. Apparently - shocker of shockers - Paris is a lying idiot. In a recent interview with US Weekly, she claimed to have bought a Hummer Hybrid. Someone bothered to ask the people who make Hummers about this, and it turns out there is no such vehicle.
You drive around in your Hummer Hybrid not smoking pot, right Paris?
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