Britney Spears and Criss Angel Mindfreak are probably screwing. Some pro-Britney site called BreatheHeavy (should be called MouthBreathers) claims the two were only working on Britney's upcoming "surprise" VMA appearance when they were seen having dinner yesterday, but other sources claim they were spotted going into a hotel at four in the morning. So you draw your own conclusions. I know what mine is - these two had wild sex at about four in the morning. And then Criss sawed Britney in half and went to get a coffee.
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