Thursday, August 16, 2007

Samantha Ronson Has A New Fake Friend


With her old fake friend Lindsay Lohan in rehab, Samantha Ronson needed someone new to pretend to like. Thankfully, Nicole Richie is just as big an idiot as Lindsay, and is therefore willing to let the ugly, soulless Ronson glom onto her like a big, green, sticky booger. Here we see the two of them at Justin Timberlake's show at Madison Square Garden last night. Nicole is really enjoying her prego-boobs. Let's hope Ronson doesn't get any ideas.